everyone is single if you try hard enough
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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