you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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