i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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