Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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