I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
You don't make any sense
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