Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Randomize
