are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize