My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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