I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
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i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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