You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Dick very happy bro
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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