All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
is it fun? or sober?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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