What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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