I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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