so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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