yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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