he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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