if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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