Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
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I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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