Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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