Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm too high and old for this...
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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