I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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