make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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