I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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you didnt know i had herpes?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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