just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Everything about him screamed your future.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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