I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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