Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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