I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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