you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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