listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity