Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no