no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."