whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize