First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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