maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Randomize
