they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Randomize
