doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Randomize
