I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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