if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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