Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
babies were throwing up all over the place
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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