the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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