it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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