Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
where are my eyebrows?
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