i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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