Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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