: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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