Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
