butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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