i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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