You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Randomize
