But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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