How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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