I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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