normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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