We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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