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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
